tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14250293623959070032024-02-06T21:14:04.839-08:00Cooking for One While DrunkMartinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-14596475105130032322012-01-31T10:19:00.000-08:002012-02-15T21:15:45.069-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Potato Chip Shortbread Cookies<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimpP135-rNHhlXgF_p18BzgiZO9GiapKBLcLw3lPjlKh7wkeSOkVrWTvsrazfA86Cl-p1TJJGxcko24QLh5eZZyYgw_BFFhYo8nFqgyhIr5m9JGXnAb6IVkYZJdywdjoQoI5o7pSUSBxY/s1600/chips_lady.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 204px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimpP135-rNHhlXgF_p18BzgiZO9GiapKBLcLw3lPjlKh7wkeSOkVrWTvsrazfA86Cl-p1TJJGxcko24QLh5eZZyYgw_BFFhYo8nFqgyhIr5m9JGXnAb6IVkYZJdywdjoQoI5o7pSUSBxY/s400/chips_lady.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704088345679560402" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">This is either the Black Sheep or the Fun One on the Shortbread family tree. <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/2012/01/potato-chip-cookies/">Smitten Kitchen</a> posted it by way of Emeril Lagsasse – but, what we can see from the topography of the Internet, this is a recipe that has developed over a while.<br /><br />Its bone structure is Shortbread, there is a bit of the genteel Pecan Sandie trying to assert itself, but the ground-up potato chips? Whoever made that leap is the person you<span style="font-style: italic;"> want to know</span>. Ground-Up Potato Chip Lady is the one who catches your eye at that horrible party who points to the door and mouths “<span style="font-style: italic;">cigarette</span>?” It doesn’t matter if you don't smoke: JOIN HER. She’ll close the door, cup her hand over the cigarette while she lights it, inhale, then arch her neck and exhale before turning to you, her confidant for the evening (if you can supply the light, all the better). She will tell you <span style="font-style: italic;">stories </span>about everyone there.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Just look at the name of this cookie: if you’re not drooling, then good on you. But if you’re thinking dirty, dirty thoughts? You might as well start smoking with the kids outside.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">We deviated from the recipe by adding an ounce of Sharffen Berger baking pieces to the batter (from the same bag we used to enhance our <a href="http://cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-cranberry-oat-bars.html">cranberry oat bars</a>).<br /><br />Most recipes will have you do this annoyingly twee step of forming the dough into a ball, rolling said ball into a pan of sugar, placing the sugar’d ball on a baking sheet, and then flattening it with the bottom of a glass. Okay: this dough is only butter, flour, and sugar: it’s pretty crumbly. Scoop it out with a cookie scoop (or tablespoon) into your hand and squoosh it together. Since it’s already in your hands, go ahead and flatten it into a small disk. The heat of your hands will have melted enough butter so you can press it into the sugar, then place it on the cookie sheet (ours was lined with a Silpat-style baking sheet, but there is so much butter in these, it is not necessary – neither is parchment paper).<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">Consider these cookies a secret handshake (or shibboleth): those who eat them may enter.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Cookie:<br /> </span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ Cup sugar</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> - 1 Cup (2 sticks) butter at room temperature</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ¼ teaspoon salt</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ Cup toasted pecans, chopped<br /></span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ Cup finely-crushed potato chips (we used about a half of an 8-ounce bag of Tim’s Cascade potato chips, ground up in the Cuisinart)<br /></span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 Cups flour<br /></span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ Cup semi-sweet chocolate bits<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Preheat oven to 350F<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Cream butter and sugar. Add salt and vanilla<br />.</span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Mix in pecans and crushed potato chips<br /></span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Add flour, mix until combined (the dough will be crumbly)<br /></span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Scoop out a tablespoon-sized knob of dough, flatten into a disk in your hands, press both sides into a dish filled with ½ Cup of sugar to coat, place on baking sheet<br />.</span> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Bake for about 15-17 minutes, until the edges get golden.</span> </span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-15223275397158923382012-01-30T17:18:00.000-08:002012-02-03T14:51:19.410-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Slow-Poached Chicken Breast<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcL1oVSahfJSAAz4Njpj-S5HNTXR4eP2M5oM9BPffCHJS7n0DdvqizyMME5tUcc2RMBbKCvsID6tB-pLiONkOWACUxwa8vx3yhjOzmK5R1hdEPSjyoloNLGgw4-XrQ3VQbW0qyS1dqZeM/s1600/chicken_salad.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcL1oVSahfJSAAz4Njpj-S5HNTXR4eP2M5oM9BPffCHJS7n0DdvqizyMME5tUcc2RMBbKCvsID6tB-pLiONkOWACUxwa8vx3yhjOzmK5R1hdEPSjyoloNLGgw4-XrQ3VQbW0qyS1dqZeM/s400/chicken_salad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705045744725173410" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Remove rock-hard chicken breast (boneless, skinless) from freezer. Sprinkle with Old Bay seasoning on both sides. Place in small saucepan. Dissolve remaining cubes of chicken bullion from pantry in hot water. Pour this over chicken and cover, slightly, with water. Cover and put over low heat. Poach softly until internal temperature reaches 160 F. Rinse (the liquid in the saucepan will look disturbing – this is coagulated protein that has been expelled from the chicken breast while it cooks). Cool and cover. It can be added to the salads that single people eat.</span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-19190458576776756812012-01-29T17:16:00.000-08:002012-02-03T14:52:01.271-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Chili<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi90y9kB_3TNy7yBWE03x7MZWdMsvxhHe9-hztQA5jdFZgylIcZCsPOcc5SandRzcQ9hAwvbi24vKpXYBnOolXizRefmnPjcuy5Sw6EZm4f5s066CeTWGUkzmnfd-CW9sOPvsf1PdmtqpA/s1600/orca_chili.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi90y9kB_3TNy7yBWE03x7MZWdMsvxhHe9-hztQA5jdFZgylIcZCsPOcc5SandRzcQ9hAwvbi24vKpXYBnOolXizRefmnPjcuy5Sw6EZm4f5s066CeTWGUkzmnfd-CW9sOPvsf1PdmtqpA/s400/orca_chili.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705045924074457746" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">At some time before you have the hankering for this, you will have soaked ½ Cup of dry beans (we used black and white spotted orca beans) in a cup of water with a teaspoon of salt overnight.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">In a small saucepan sauté ½ onion, sliced, and a chopped slice of bacon in about a teaspoon of olive oil. To that add about a teaspoon of chili powder and a dash of cumin. When everything seems sufficiently cooked, add a Tablespoon of tomato paste and cook a little more. Deglaze the pot with a healthy glug of dark rum. Add ½ can of smooshed tomatoes (remove the stem end and any stray peel). Dice up your leftover pot roast and get rid of any fat. Cover and cook. If it looks a little dry in there, add some water or beef broth. Taste at the end and add hot sauce.<br /><br />We served this over rice. </span> </span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-83899172534912827412012-01-28T09:15:00.000-08:002014-01-17T13:05:27.621-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Sour Cream Chocolate Chip Cookies<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuMKOMylWc7OZQSJCNixWB9QD1Xpdumw2S8zvxtAGZD8H5kyQy-br6uXGOW38pjTH8YUPxLh-zTw18v6xnkf-yLhRmwEoivhPnt-jXurEjNnPEFJuMoi3gahOXiwRTIZNoG-bfsAFb4A0/s1600/kitchenaid.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuMKOMylWc7OZQSJCNixWB9QD1Xpdumw2S8zvxtAGZD8H5kyQy-br6uXGOW38pjTH8YUPxLh-zTw18v6xnkf-yLhRmwEoivhPnt-jXurEjNnPEFJuMoi3gahOXiwRTIZNoG-bfsAFb4A0/s400/kitchenaid.jpg" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705064970695122706" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 101px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 100%;">- 2 Cups sugar<br />- 1 Cup shortening<br />- 1 egg<br />- 1 cup light sour cream<br />- 3 ½ Cups flour<br />- 1 teaspoon salt<br />- ½ teaspoon baking soda<br />- 1 teaspoon baking powder<br />- 1 package semisweet chocolate chips<br />In a mixer with a paddle attachment: cream together sugar and shortening. Add the egg, then the sour cream. Combine dry ingredients in a bowl then mix with the wet ingredients until combined. Stir in chocolate chips. Bake in a 375 F oven for 12-15 minutes.<br /></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-48933093363861973652012-01-27T22:11:00.000-08:002012-02-03T16:34:05.755-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012: Pigs in Blankets, an appetizer<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV2x5wxTHR3y-mL7ZWR9sPzCxW5seKmfTqWCmboJJukfjIB4aNqiCfU7AuI78QP6EjUUljz7Swuf7rsBb2yHprCZeiB88hGxwFILXG7IqTHFJ0TFsfkbvM3i5qQ-TV8DNCcYpq0c25mCo/s1600/pigs_blankets_01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 131px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV2x5wxTHR3y-mL7ZWR9sPzCxW5seKmfTqWCmboJJukfjIB4aNqiCfU7AuI78QP6EjUUljz7Swuf7rsBb2yHprCZeiB88hGxwFILXG7IqTHFJ0TFsfkbvM3i5qQ-TV8DNCcYpq0c25mCo/s400/pigs_blankets_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705052837895212946" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Adapted from <span style="font-style: italic;">The Best of America’s Test Kitchen 2011</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">And yes, technically they ought to be called <span style="font-style: italic;">Moo-Cows in Blanket</span>s.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">These are a cinch to make and the recipe was designed to be frozen (from the freezer, they bake in about 25 minutes). We had to overcome our initial horror working with such a soft dough – after wrestling with <a href="http://www.cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-anadama-bread.html">bread </a>and <a href="http://www.cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-seeded-crackers-or.html">crackers</a>, this feels like you’re squishing a baby’s head between your coarse paws. Fear not. We’re still wondering if we should have a backup supply of these in the freezer in case we feel an urgent need for something nasty. Really: they’re so good they’re filthy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The basic dough called for 1 ½ Cups of cream. If you don’t want the mustard or the horseradish in there, adjust as necessary. The cheese is also optional, but if it’s left out, no other changes need to me made to the recipe. But really: if you’re making a dough with a<span style="font-style: italic;"> cup of cream</span>, don’t be a pussy. Add the cheese.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Dough:</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 Cups flour</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 teaspoons baking powder</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon salt</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 4 tablespoons chilled shortening, cubed</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 Cup cream (see above)</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ¼ Cup Dijon mustard</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ¼ cup horseradish sauce</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 Cup shredded sharp cheddar<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Pigs:</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 6 hot dogs (we used the amusingly-named Hempler’s Bun Busters – hee!)</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ¼ cup flour</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">And:</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 egg, beaten (for egg wash)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">In a food processor:</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Combine all dry ingredients.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Add shortening and whiz together “until mixture resembles a coarse meal”.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Decant into a bowl. Stir in cheese.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Mix in cream/mustard/horseradish and form into a dough</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Turn out onto a slightly floured counter…or…a counter that has been lined with a slab of freezer paper (on the back of it just go ahead and trace out a 15”x10” rectangle with a marker), plastic side up and dusted with flour.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Knead dough until smooth – about 8-10 turns.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Roll dough into a rectangle (15”x10”). Brush with egg wash.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- In a shallow bowl, toss hot dogs with ¼ Cup flour. Brush off extra flour.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Arrange hot dogs on the dough. Stare at this arrangement: imagine wrapping each hot dog with dough. Rearrange as necessary. Marvel at your spacial reasoning skills!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Cut dough into rectangles around the hot dogs.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Roll dough around each dog and pinch to seal.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- At this point the dough – soft as a baby’s skull, yes: that soft – was getting a little <span style="font-style: italic;">too </span>soft. We transferred everything to a baking sheet and stuck it in the fridge while we enjoyed a gin and tonic and a cigarette. It is perfectly okay to use this time to engage in some aerobic exercise or light housekeeping.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Cut the pigs (moo-cows), in their blankets, into quarters. Put these on a small baking sheet (time to use our belov’d quarter-sheet pan again!) and stick in the freezer. If these are just going to chillax overnight, cover with plastic wrap. If you’re saving for later (weekend bender of self-abuse and liquor), transfer them to a freezer bag when they’re firm.</span><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghmvfOmEy-cmuy1VB0_sdQjae4pXGLt1zHG0DZF5r9WcBeckxg1X4D_H9VQc5gQwlfsWJey_mEghYeUhW2J-y91f9FZXlbO7QeGhv8NNdxzcvT4Aa98zz84Jwp0xeR1VvYAAVqxa8MKYk/s1600/pigs_blankets_02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 105px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghmvfOmEy-cmuy1VB0_sdQjae4pXGLt1zHG0DZF5r9WcBeckxg1X4D_H9VQc5gQwlfsWJey_mEghYeUhW2J-y91f9FZXlbO7QeGhv8NNdxzcvT4Aa98zz84Jwp0xeR1VvYAAVqxa8MKYk/s400/pigs_blankets_02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705055969324688754" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Bake in a 450F oven for 25-30 minutes, until golden. Serve warm. When they’re cool? You will remember what it is to be a fallen creature, avulsed from the bosom of God. EAT THEM WARM.</span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-84209494909399716322012-01-25T15:08:00.000-08:002012-02-01T00:11:35.031-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Wacky Cake<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik7T-h5sjEgkWz5cxlQm2yMg0mryFLwFAaN2zyyNNI1Ir2Ai5SaCxPbS7NQDaujfhTcDEM5FnLD2H7j5A-w0wS_G9C1_mfoZm0waU8CRpzwvymAcBfLFQetJGnFPFt3Vr9vlxGrXlUmYI/s1600/cake_02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik7T-h5sjEgkWz5cxlQm2yMg0mryFLwFAaN2zyyNNI1Ir2Ai5SaCxPbS7NQDaujfhTcDEM5FnLD2H7j5A-w0wS_G9C1_mfoZm0waU8CRpzwvymAcBfLFQetJGnFPFt3Vr9vlxGrXlUmYI/s400/cake_02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704076844607033666" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Wacky Cake! When we were young, so very long ago, we loved this because of its name. Wacky! If you’re so inclined, you can mix it in its 8”x8” Pyrex baking dish (this must be made in an 8”x8” Pyrex baking dish). We are, unto the end, sausage-finger’d beasts that can’t be trusted not to over-mix things, so we make the batter in a bowl and scrape it into the baking dish.<br /><br style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Why wacky? Probably because it doesn’t have eggs (the recipe is supposed to have come from World War II victory kitchens: eggs were sent to the troops). It is the only instant cake one will ever need, and is a revelation that comes from a handful shelf-stable pantry staples. Feeling blue, li’l punkin? Have a hankerin’ for something sweet? It’s only 30 minutes away.<br /><br style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Sift the following together:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 ½ Cups flour</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 Cup sugar</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ teaspoon salt</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon baking powder</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ¼ Cup cocoa powder</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">(we also added some instant coffee, but this isn’t necessary)<br /><br style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Add:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 6 Tablespoons oil or melted butter</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon vinegar (we’ve used everything from white to red wine to basalmic)</span><br face="times new roman"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract</span><br face="times new roman"><br face="times new roman"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Pour over that:</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 Cup cold water</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Mix everything up and scrape into an 8”x8” Pyrex baking dish. Bake at 350 F for 30 minutes. If you wait a bit – like, 30 more minutes, for it to cool, it will be easier to slice. </span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-32223062416658109992012-01-24T20:07:00.000-08:002012-02-01T00:08:51.561-08:00Kitchen Diary – Leftovers: Pot Roast with Vegetables<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Slice up a potato and put in a frying pan, cover with beef broth, cover, and let cook over low heat until potatoes are pretty much done. Over the potatoes, add sliced vegetables (if using carrots, cut them very thin) and thinly-sliced pot roast. Add some more beef broth and cover: everything will cook in about 10-15 minutes over low heat. </span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-49213604819443952232012-01-22T18:59:00.000-08:002012-02-01T00:02:44.099-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Beef Pot Roast<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwRdiDUT6H4OA4W9ZDWuRJArmDqbJm9V4axqNFAFkCb2aZHVWyLcSrD21Q5ZOMFL00DLdN-PCpYwk2H0WChWvd6l0BMaDl3yzYxYBE70X8re7WUQIACLRM2iWlE-tckKs18Pb1wkadPN4/s1600/pot_roast.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 173px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwRdiDUT6H4OA4W9ZDWuRJArmDqbJm9V4axqNFAFkCb2aZHVWyLcSrD21Q5ZOMFL00DLdN-PCpYwk2H0WChWvd6l0BMaDl3yzYxYBE70X8re7WUQIACLRM2iWlE-tckKs18Pb1wkadPN4/s400/pot_roast.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704074595706553058" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;font-size:100%;" >Take a 2-pound chuck roast (or smaller, if you can find it). Slice out any massive pieces of fat. Salt on all sides, and let sit on a small rack over a plate – uncovered – in the fridge overnight.<br /><br />Early the next afternoon:<br />- Slice 1 onion in thick rings, lay on the bottom of a small Dutch oven.<br />- Drizzle a bit of olive oil in a frying pan and get it hot. Plop in the chuck. Let sit until it browns nicely. Flip.<br />- Place the browned hunk of meat on the bed of onions.<br />- Pour oil out of pan, reduce heat on burner and add 2 Tablespoons of brandy and a Tablespoon of tomato paste, swirl everything around.<br />- At this point we added about a half cup of beef broth that had been sitting in the freezer. If you don’t have this in your freezer, fret not. You will have some when this is done to help out with the next pot roast you make.<br />- Add about a cup of beer (an unassuming lager – you don’t want something with interesting, aggressive flavors because those will turn on you after they sit with a roast for a few hours) and wait for the fizz to subside. Pour all this over the pot roast.<br />- Break 2 bay leaves in half. Place them between the meat and the wall of the Dutch oven at the 4 points of the compass.<br />- Pour in some more beer – or water – so that it comes about halfway up the beef.<br />- Put the lid on the Dutch oven and put on a low, low burner.<br />- At this point, it’s okay to take a nap or whatever. It will take 3-4 hours to cook.<br /><br />Now: we know, we know! You’re supposed to brown the meat in the Dutch oven! After several attempts of doing this and struggling with tongs and screaming, it just seemed easier to do it in a separate frying pan. Feel free to do this and write about it in your own amusingly-illustrated and much better written food blog.<br /><br />What about the fixins?<br />- When the roast is in its final stages, add a quartered potato (if cooking for one – two potatoes if, you know, you’re blessed with an adoring audience), submerge in the heady beef broth, pop the lid back on, and let cook for another 10-15 minutes.<br />- To cook the rest of the veg: we ladle out a bit of the beef broth into a frying pan, add some sliced vegetables (carrots, broccoli) and cover to let them steam. It seems like an exasperatingly fussy move, but if you’re making small servings, it’s nice to have just enough vegetables - we're not fond of leftover cooked veg.<br />- When you’re done: put the meat in one container and put the strained broth in another. The next day, the beef broth can be defatted by peeling off the raft of fat from the top.<br /><br /></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-25985370413588874632012-01-21T20:56:00.000-08:002012-02-01T00:05:32.537-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Seeded Crackers, or Hardass Flatbreads<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuvdtkt5HVNPxtfP7t9eHDr2XbTk0I_v8-2j0kSi7wb_mAqoD3wBrJdQqdMtQRW-RmdWiAeqOGp6q0PQQQTjDQHnccdp2KaHXCHqH-AVstRXCCVRVhMplHj-JAJNpmVYxq8f-Chv_nhes/s1600/seeded_cracker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 166px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuvdtkt5HVNPxtfP7t9eHDr2XbTk0I_v8-2j0kSi7wb_mAqoD3wBrJdQqdMtQRW-RmdWiAeqOGp6q0PQQQTjDQHnccdp2KaHXCHqH-AVstRXCCVRVhMplHj-JAJNpmVYxq8f-Chv_nhes/s400/seeded_cracker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704073665779950226" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Crackers:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 ½ cups graham flour</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 cup all-purpose flour</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 Tablespoons maple sugar</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 packet instant yeast</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon salt</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 Cup warm water (120-130 degrees F)</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 Tablespoons flax meal</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 Tablespoons toasted sesame seeds</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Topping: </span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Raw pepitas, toasted sesame seeds, poppy seeds, kosher salt</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Preheat oven to 350 F</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Put the flours, sugar, salt, and yeast in the mixing bowl fitted with a dough hook. Mix everything to combine.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- With the mixer running, pour in the water. Knead until the dough is smooth.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Knead in the flax meal and sesame seeds. (We’re still disturbed that we actually had flax meal handy)</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Transfer into a clean bowl and cover with plastic wrap, set aside until doubled, about 90 minutes.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- You have some freezer paper, don’t you? You should. Because at this point, you tear off a hunk and, on the paper side, trace out a 14”x9” rectangle with a marker. Then you flip the paper over and roll out half of the dough into a 14”x9” rectangle, about 1/8-inch thick.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Stab dough repeatedly and evenly with a fork, transfer to a baking sheet.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Roll out the remaining half of dough on another piece of freezer paper, stab with fork, transfer to a second baking sheet.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Turn your attention to the first slab of dough: move it back to the counter and spray evenly with water. Strew the topping mixture over it, and run a rolling pin over it to press the seeds and salt down into the dough. Flip the dough, spray with water, strew, and roll. </span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- At this point, we cut the dough into squares, then – mostly successfully – transferred the squares onto the baking sheet.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Repeat with the other slab of rolled-out dough.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Time for a drink! Let the crackers rise for about 30-45 minutes.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Bake in a 350 F oven for 20-35 minutes, until golden (we rotated the baking sheets halfway through because our oven is shitty).</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Now: turn the oven off, wait 15 minutes, then slightly open the oven door and let them cool completely.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The first time we took these out at the 20-minute mark they were alarmingly raw in the middle. We baked ‘em for another 15 minutes, and let them cool.<br /><br style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Transcript of notes from the actual Kitchen Diary:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style=" font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >They taste good with just a bit of butter, but these guys are hard as fuck. Not “break your tooth and shred your gums” hard, but they’ve not only left the City of Light and Crunchy they’ve shaken the dust off their sandals.<br /><br face="times new roman"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Then:</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style=" font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > Update: Monday night. After 48 hours they are delightful. Magic? Or am I drunk?<br /><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">And they do keep well: the sesame flavor comes out more and they chill out with being so tough.</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-2006285606391635962012-01-18T19:42:00.000-08:002012-01-30T22:23:12.696-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Black Beans with Andouille<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibHysNA_To2gaXu915YI_yRwx2Z2pv7QoWDFsJdIsmcPVknVPD4r0RAzSHowgmFz9q2nQh7QGgYBOpe20D8jerx-E_Nww1LcrTSjVh2_VTnOagp6NyUMfvlxMoBtDndu5EIz8_Bc4HQ58/s1600/black_beans.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibHysNA_To2gaXu915YI_yRwx2Z2pv7QoWDFsJdIsmcPVknVPD4r0RAzSHowgmFz9q2nQh7QGgYBOpe20D8jerx-E_Nww1LcrTSjVh2_VTnOagp6NyUMfvlxMoBtDndu5EIz8_Bc4HQ58/s400/black_beans.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703677866787428770" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br />- 1 Cup Black Beans soaked in 2 Cups water and 1 teaspoon Kosher salt, overnight</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ¼ Cup diced onion</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- About a teaspoon of olive oil</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 piece bacon, sliced </span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Dashes of red pepper flakes, Spanish paprika</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- About 1 Cup water</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 small bay leaf</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 cup smashed, canned tomatoes</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- A couple of smashed garlic cloves</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 2 links of Andouille sausage<br /><br />Salt and hot sauce<br style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Sauté the onion in the olive oil. Add the bacon, pepper flakes, and Spanish paprika – cook until the bacon is cooked, but not crisp. Add the beans, garlic, bay leaf, tomatoes, and garlic. Add water so that it covers everything to a half inch or so. Cover and cook over medium-low heat for a couple of hours. Toss in sliced Andouille sausage and cook until the sausage is done – if things seem too dry, add some more water. Give it a taste: add salt or hot sauce to taste. </span><br face="times new roman"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Serve over rice.</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-7135521853430943972012-01-18T19:17:00.000-08:002012-01-30T22:24:07.957-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Chicken Breast Strips Poached in Butter<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnnzI7PZ9AvbAnUVMU3FPtGePFJgxjJIbtBFRTBi3qFK1S0KYv3WxUpfy9DThqaPFckUpLo9xaKQL55GJavKZYRb6AkqQPN7rPj4tgG_kR6z2l4O_AfWwwrlZ27P2dyau2INVJHnAEtwk/s1600/chicken_poached.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 115px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnnzI7PZ9AvbAnUVMU3FPtGePFJgxjJIbtBFRTBi3qFK1S0KYv3WxUpfy9DThqaPFckUpLo9xaKQL55GJavKZYRb6AkqQPN7rPj4tgG_kR6z2l4O_AfWwwrlZ27P2dyau2INVJHnAEtwk/s400/chicken_poached.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703677094865018146" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">We were listening to <a href="http://splendidtable.publicradio.org/">Splendid Table</a> a few months ago and there was this dude who was talking about how butter is an awesome poaching medium, and he suggested poaching shrimp in it. Oh god, that’s dirty. And yes, we will try it…but not quite yet. The host – the dreamy and honey-voiced Lynne Rosetto Kasper – said, “oh, could you do that with strips of chicken breast…?” And this has stuck in our minds. So we thought, why not?</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Because of emulsifiers in butter, additional water can be added to it without it breaking. We didn’t want to use the whole cube for this because it’s a one-time deal, so we thought we’d extend it with some milk. Probably an okay idea, as long as you’re not using mustard. The vinegar in the mustard will cause the milk to curdle. Not dangerous, but it looks kind of nasty. We kept the pale, silky strips of butter-poached chicken in the fridge and snacked on them occasionally before adding them to a salad.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The way we made it:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> Take a partially frozen boneless, skinless chicken breast and slice it very, very thinly. In a small saucepan, melt 3 Tablespoons of butter and add 3 Tablespoons of water, a splootch of Dijon mustard, a smashed garlic clove and some milk. Warm until hot but not simmering. Poach strips of chicken in batches. </span><br face="times new roman"></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Please</span>: skip the milk part. Just go for more butter.</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-91171717388684025532012-01-16T19:50:00.000-08:002012-01-30T14:05:14.013-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Cod baked in a cheesy sauce with roasted veg<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfBeGgnd_npoyGml1bEzzAyrr13LBc6c6f2Aq89U8a3wc40R1LIYJfUJYzLmHO3T4Q48cwAscpMTh9tcdrR5xpOw9elK2tJWlnaY4YytG-INLCSwFbm_LTmoNCT_VDh3vyoIwsqrFu33w/s1600/veg_wif_olive_awl.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfBeGgnd_npoyGml1bEzzAyrr13LBc6c6f2Aq89U8a3wc40R1LIYJfUJYzLmHO3T4Q48cwAscpMTh9tcdrR5xpOw9elK2tJWlnaY4YytG-INLCSwFbm_LTmoNCT_VDh3vyoIwsqrFu33w/s400/veg_wif_olive_awl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703549515602140370" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">First: the veg.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Chop some flowerets of cauliflower and broccoli.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Slice up ½ red bell pepper</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Slice off a few rings of an onion and chop those in half</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Put the peppers and cauliflower in a hot pan, sprinkle over some salt, cover and cook until they start to soften.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Add onions, broccoli, and some red pepper flakes: cook a little more.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Line a baking sheet (we’re partial to our ¼-sheet pan) with nonstick foil. Drizzle a little olive oil on the bottom, toss in the veg, and pass a thin stream of olive oil over the top. Roast, in a 450F oven, until done.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- When vegetables are finished roasting, take out of the oven and toss with a crushed clove of garlic.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Next: cheesy sauce*</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Melt 2 Tablespoons butter in a small saucepan, when it’s hot, add 2 Tablespoons flour.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Stir flour around with a whisk so that it cooks and starts to turn blonde.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Add salt, pepper, and a dash of cayenne; lower heat to medium and slowly whisk in a cup of milk (1% is the default around these parts).</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- While the sauce is cooking and getting thick, add a smashed clove of garlic and a bay leaf.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- When the sauce has thickened, give it a taste and adjust the seasoning. Fish out the garlic and bay leaf.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- Remove pan from heat and stir in ½ Cup of grated sharp cheddar.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Combine:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- In an oven-save bowl or dish, add the roasted veg. Slice up a cod fillet into healthy chunks and arrange over the roasted vegetables. Pour over the sauce, making sure everyone is covered. Bake for 15 minutes or so.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- If you’re so inclined, raise the oven rack at the end of the baking and turn the broiler on for a minute to brown the top.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style=" font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >*Next time we make this, we’ll probably skip adding the cheese to the sauce and just sprinkle it over the top before broiling. Also: since the broccoli seems to cook so quickly, we’ll just add it raw to the roasted vegetables before adding the fish and sauce.</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-20684327052960480232012-01-16T16:16:00.000-08:002012-02-15T21:18:17.763-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Cranberry Oat Bars<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh154MRHP6yT530bnmfR5gw43WeMddR5oloYCijg5EbupQ-ZDYA_BwaW7Gqe7MdSx5_BvQiJX8_C_5KQqkafcxWZdGSWFZhJ3XKHAdrnCTEI3Kv3nEwwsVW-Aegm0dE8LDvzOlx65iZAf0/s1600/cranberry_oat_barz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 132px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh154MRHP6yT530bnmfR5gw43WeMddR5oloYCijg5EbupQ-ZDYA_BwaW7Gqe7MdSx5_BvQiJX8_C_5KQqkafcxWZdGSWFZhJ3XKHAdrnCTEI3Kv3nEwwsVW-Aegm0dE8LDvzOlx65iZAf0/s400/cranberry_oat_barz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703330881153009298" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Step one: think you’re going to be clever and make an apricot filling with some apricot nectar (oh…<a href="http://cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-plum-brandy-jello.html">we didn’t learn our lesson</a>, did we?) and…</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">There aren’t any dried apricots in the pantry. That’s awesome! Because we, like, were going to put those in some simmering apricot nectar – which is already in the saucepan – and. Fuck. There are cranberries in the freezer, and their skins are packed with pectin (that thing which puts the "jell" in jelly). Put two cups of those in with that simmering apricot nectar, about a half-cup of sugar and simmer it until it’s a thick jam.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Preheat the oven to 350F and spray an 8x8-inch pan with cooking spray.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">In a mixer, combine the following:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 cup packed brown sugar</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 ¾ sticks softened butter</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Add 1 ½ cups rolled oats</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> </span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">In a bowl, combine the following and add to the butter/sugar mixture:</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 ½ cups flour</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- 1 teaspoon baking powder</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">- ½ teaspoon salt</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Press half of the mixture into the pan. Press in about a dozen pieces of chopped semisweet chocolate (we happened to have a bag of fancy Sharffen Berger baking pieces around). Spread the jam on top of this (the above accident makes about a cup). Press the remaining mixture over top – firmly and evenly. Bake for about 30-40 minutes. These must cool completely before you can tuck in, or they’ll crumble all to hell and you can only scoop it out with a spoon. </span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-30798948027569669972012-01-15T20:51:00.000-08:002012-02-01T00:07:05.610-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Anadama Bread<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuT8Xe-cfLfXz28stB6j8YwTqkknq2fywPhrMjifCgMtIoI4lfnP1600mtsOK4ArnaAceYzI2fESjNa1rv3Mi5aL5V8yVuEGted3BYc_hSYwgUPP1z1dBjN-VT7FcUC_fovem9PzJXQ-I/s1600/anadama.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 155px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuT8Xe-cfLfXz28stB6j8YwTqkknq2fywPhrMjifCgMtIoI4lfnP1600mtsOK4ArnaAceYzI2fESjNa1rv3Mi5aL5V8yVuEGted3BYc_hSYwgUPP1z1dBjN-VT7FcUC_fovem9PzJXQ-I/s400/anadama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703689359250660642" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">A fisherman, angry with his wife, Anna, for serving him nothing but cornmeal and molasses, one day adds flour and yeast to his porridge and eats the resultant bread, while cursing, "Anna, damn her."</span><br /><br />Hee! The story has a swear in it!<br /><br />We’ve lifted this recipe from the Cook’s Illustrated website: it makes one loaf, which keeps well for up to a week and we’re sure to make it again to see if it can be used for sandwiches. So far we’ve only had it toasted, with butter.<br /><br />- 1/2cup water<br />- 1/4cup cornmeal<br />- 3 1/4cups bread flour , plus extra for work surface<br />- 2 teaspoons table salt<br />- 3/4 cup milk , warm (110 degrees)<br />- 1/3cup water , warm (110 degrees)<br />- 2tablespoons unsalted butter , melted<br />- 3tablespoons molasses<br />- 1package rapid-rise yeast (also called instant yeast)<br /><br />- Pour ½ cup of boiling water over the cornmeal – stir until the cornmeal has absorbed the water. Set aside.<br /><br />- Adjust oven rack to low position and heat oven to 200 degrees. Once oven temperature reaches 200 degrees, maintain heat 10 minutes, and turn off the oven.<br /><br />- In a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook: add cornmeal mixture, flour,<br /><br />- Mix milk, warm water, butter, molasses, and yeast in 1-quart Pyrex liquid measuring cup.<br /><br />- Turn machine to low and slowly add liquid. When dough comes together, increase speed to medium (setting number 4 on a KitchenAid mixer) and mix until dough is smooth and satiny, stopping machine to scrape dough from hook if necessary, about 10 minutes.<br /><br />- Turn dough onto lightly floured work surface; knead to form smooth, round ball, about 15 seconds.<br /><br />- Place dough in very lightly oiled bowl, rubbing dough around bowl to lightly coat. Cover bowl with plastic wrap; place in warm oven until dough doubles in size, 40 to 50 minutes.<br /><br />- Form dough into loaf by gently pressing the dough into a rectangle, one inch thick and no wider than the length of the loaf pan. Next, roll the dough firmly into a cylinder, pressing with your fingers to make sure the dough sticks to itself. Turn dough seam side up and pinch it closed. Place dough in greased 9-by-5-by-3-inch loaf pan and press gently so dough touches all four sides of pan.<br /><br />- Cover with plastic wrap; set aside in warm spot until dough almost doubles in size, 20 to 30 minutes. Heat oven to 350 degrees, placing empty loaf pan on bottom rack.<br /><br />- Bring 2 cups water to boil.<br /><br />- Remove plastic wrap from loaf pan. Place pan in oven, immediately pouring heated water into empty loaf pan; close oven door.<br /><br />- Bake until instant-read thermometer inserted at angle from short end just above pan rim into center of loaf reads 195 degrees, about 40 to 50 minutes. Remove bread from pan, transfer to a wire rack, and cool to room temperature.<br /><br />The part that hurts the most is this: you must wait until the loaf has cooled before slicing into it.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Addendum</span>: According to another story, the Anna in question had the following on her tombstone: "Anna was a lovely bride, but Anna, damn 'er, up and died."<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-29107560910313023792012-01-14T20:18:00.000-08:002012-01-30T14:05:57.324-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Pizza Time!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDngn2FYzBeIegzCeUhuzobthueRGNSqsbeFEeLIFr1qgh_a6DwwBZcnupCGMHbD3VZjLvCW_XatYvlmrwardjEQ6fKp1ke55gythIUDrbZEAlJ67aeMZdh9VgVIU5ro87nx0WDIQimWg/s1600/make_a_pizza.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDngn2FYzBeIegzCeUhuzobthueRGNSqsbeFEeLIFr1qgh_a6DwwBZcnupCGMHbD3VZjLvCW_XatYvlmrwardjEQ6fKp1ke55gythIUDrbZEAlJ67aeMZdh9VgVIU5ro87nx0WDIQimWg/s400/make_a_pizza.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703326511138578818" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;">First: the pizza dough.<br />- 1 ¾ cup flour<br />- 1 package dry active yeast<br />- ½ teaspoon salt<br />- 1 Tablespoon sugar (we used maple sugar)<br />- ¾ Cup hot water (130 F)<br />- 2 tablespoons olive oil<br />- 1 tablespoon butter<br /><br />In a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook: add all the dry imgredients and mix together. Turn on the mixer and pour in the water. Mix, mix, mix. Scrape down the sides if the flour isnt’ falling into the dough (this is a tiny recipe, so the dough hook is going to flap around a lot).<br /><br />Add the buter and drizzle in some olive oil.<br /><br />This fucker is wet and sloppy: don’t add more flour: just turn off the mixer, remove the dough hook, cover with plastic wrap, and set aside for a couple of hours.<br /><br />Heat the oven to 450 F.<br /><br />Grease a pan, spread out the dough. Bake until blonde.<br /><br />Flip the dough, strew toppings and sauce artfully over the dough. Bake until done.<br /><br />We made pizza with bacon, <a href="http://cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-caramelized-onions.html">caramelized onions</a>, and jalapeños.*<br /><br />Remember that <a href="http://cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-cod-puttanesca.html">half can of crushed tomatoes</a> hangin’ out in the fridge? Take a pan, heat some olive oil with some red peppers (red pepper flakes, Aleppo), smoosh in a garlic clove, then add the crushed tomatoes with some Italian herbs. Salt, sugar, and cayenne pepper, to taste. Cook over medium/medium-high heat until it starts to thicken.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*You know the deal: spread sauce on crust, sprinkle with cheese, caramelized onions, crispy bacon, and diced jarred </span></span><span style=" font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" >jalapeños.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;"><br /></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-4162569311051902612012-01-14T17:51:00.000-08:002012-01-27T19:05:23.940-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012: Plum Brandy Jello Shots – not our finest hour<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSc3ZTyxRE86ruCkeFiOAvZprl6h0IQhz7PrOZy3r28eFUvziUIc7XIiIqnjoLAJvlyQK2bL4Fkg2B1UQGHXZ0k_af15f4H9dkVYHkiOKJNjW1kArEO2Y2rlwvGf4VA5NZyWfxIWGgc2k/s1600/jello_shot.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSc3ZTyxRE86ruCkeFiOAvZprl6h0IQhz7PrOZy3r28eFUvziUIc7XIiIqnjoLAJvlyQK2bL4Fkg2B1UQGHXZ0k_af15f4H9dkVYHkiOKJNjW1kArEO2Y2rlwvGf4VA5NZyWfxIWGgc2k/s400/jello_shot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702513618565782082" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br />1 Cup plum brandy</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">1 ½ Cups apricot nectar</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">2 packets unflavored gelatin</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">3 Tablespoons vanilla sugar</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Dash of almond extract</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Put ¾ cup apricot nectar in bowl, sprinkle over gelatin and stand, amazed, marveling over how the gelatin absorbs the liquid. Combine with the rest of the juice, sugar, and almond extract in a pan set over low heat. Stir until the gelatin and sugar are dissolved. Take off heat, stir in liquor, put in a shallow dish, cover and chill.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Imagine fire-water in gelatin form. This is it. Not recommended.</span><br /><br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-20980577952260313032012-01-12T19:49:00.000-08:002012-01-27T17:50:43.664-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012: Salad<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">A salad? Yes. A salad. With lots of chopped black olives and lowfat ranch dressing out of a bottle.<br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-34239665669054750182012-01-11T19:25:00.000-08:002012-01-28T00:04:06.573-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012: cocktail hour – The Orchard<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsS7entmul39XTNKFOQSTP8bPlVYP8ctZDQBlWXVRR5WzrR-wupHTuEnXB-QAHpq0ADvYSwgjTP1EgCNsbUqs-_GOeIyOB6AdiVaxgBFY5rEqXqkl3OWUMBuBvH24f3t7Owx_0WTG1AGc/s1600/the_orchard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 189px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsS7entmul39XTNKFOQSTP8bPlVYP8ctZDQBlWXVRR5WzrR-wupHTuEnXB-QAHpq0ADvYSwgjTP1EgCNsbUqs-_GOeIyOB6AdiVaxgBFY5rEqXqkl3OWUMBuBvH24f3t7Owx_0WTG1AGc/s400/the_orchard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702488476774094706" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Those cherries (<a href="http://cook41whiledrunk.blogspot.com/2012/01/kitchen-diary-2012-idea-later-put-on.html">see January 10</a>) will probably do time in a Manhattan, but until then:<br />Fill Tumbler with ice.<br />- Add a healthy dose of applejack<br />- Add a dash of juice from applejack-soaked dried cherries<br />- Dash of orange bitters<br />- Glug of Williams Pear brandy<br />- Top with soda water</span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-66340960289674136842012-01-11T19:22:00.000-08:002012-01-27T17:24:28.039-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012: Roasted Broccoli<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz1OJdiwoOFxmVl9CScvYHVEz0_WaUVbA_CvkQ8ZXbEK-x0uZUrwoPboUoPBMtaSJvx1wnX-Gr_pNdLrrrj4G7jgxWv3BdAyXqQYhvmssI9ogJbxLb9_pBihmkKDLALgsbmFEOqIUSjeU/s1600/broccoli.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 159px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz1OJdiwoOFxmVl9CScvYHVEz0_WaUVbA_CvkQ8ZXbEK-x0uZUrwoPboUoPBMtaSJvx1wnX-Gr_pNdLrrrj4G7jgxWv3BdAyXqQYhvmssI9ogJbxLb9_pBihmkKDLALgsbmFEOqIUSjeU/s400/broccoli.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702487607132248066" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br />Slice broccoli at an acute angle to get lots of flat surface area.<br />- On a foil-lined baking sheet, drizzle a little olive oil. Slide the broccoli around to make sure their slice sides get oiled.<br />- Anoint with red pepper flakes and a bit more olive oil.<br />- Roast in a 350-450 degree oven for 10-15 minutes.<br />- Toss a few sliced Kalamata olives and a thinly-sliced (or mashed through a press) garlic clove.<br />- Let the heat of the broccoli and the pan warm the garlic.<br />- Serve.<br /><br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-29832828144090653102012-01-10T22:59:00.000-08:002012-01-27T17:30:54.935-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – supplement: rice<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8ZmuSQ5-2qwR4997aLZXzvmq24SKkxtZi5g5vy0Bs6QPr7uq9Vm50VepksxBToFvD3BAoECJl9V7SC0bVR3EH9ygdqMe9RJtc9H1LEwTYsanz3jv6zPxrwj_gpQfwhlXRbU-AGCJcb2M/s1600/rice_tips.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 162px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8ZmuSQ5-2qwR4997aLZXzvmq24SKkxtZi5g5vy0Bs6QPr7uq9Vm50VepksxBToFvD3BAoECJl9V7SC0bVR3EH9ygdqMe9RJtc9H1LEwTYsanz3jv6zPxrwj_gpQfwhlXRbU-AGCJcb2M/s400/rice_tips.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702219062866672178" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><br />Sometimes, when the rice has finished cooking, some browned (not burned) bits will stick to the bottom of the pot. Do not despair. Turn off the heat, put the lid back on, and let the rice sit for another 10-15 minutes. The steam and heat left over will loosen things up.<br /><br />For brown rice, the usual ratio is one part rice to two parts water – it will take about 40 minutes to cook.<br /><br />Really fresh brown rice tends to need less water, so we lowball it.<br /><br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-49807347142611014302012-01-10T22:28:00.000-08:002012-01-27T17:30:28.313-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Riso con Spinaci<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiI1fhbxcBcfRz7jSIIdwBQEqJaq4KQ1ei74zxurcxzG5qtGh8Wfn9HWrnYWR3ztSLRJANCOxZehmY3JjK3q_5_DIADQSFFJnUcU58HuKRPdvBJBPwv8CbJnt3Kt5QBjUhbH1r0ugAO9A/s1600/rice_wif_spinach.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 205px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiI1fhbxcBcfRz7jSIIdwBQEqJaq4KQ1ei74zxurcxzG5qtGh8Wfn9HWrnYWR3ztSLRJANCOxZehmY3JjK3q_5_DIADQSFFJnUcU58HuKRPdvBJBPwv8CbJnt3Kt5QBjUhbH1r0ugAO9A/s400/rice_wif_spinach.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5701860133300604018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">1/3 cup brown rice<br />½ teaspoon Aleppo pepper<br />Pinch of salt<br />2/3 cup frozen, chopped spinach<br />Water<br />A smashed and peeled garlic clove<br /><br />- In a small saucepan: toast brown rice and pepper over medium-high heat.<br />- Pour frozen, chopped spinach into a Pyrex measuring cup. Top with boiling water so that the water comes to the 2/3 cup mark.<br />- Pour water and spinach over the rice. Give a quick stir. Lower the heat – as low as it will go. Throw in the smashed garlic clove, sprinkle with salt.<br />- Cover and cook for 40 minutes, or until rice is tender and has absorbed all the liquid.<br /><br />(Obviously, the rice must be prepared before starting the puttanesca sauce.)<br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-62606056411722080702012-01-10T22:13:00.000-08:002012-01-25T22:29:27.178-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 - Cod Puttanesca<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzCvblayv1KaM9Q8oc9v6ZYQC_cHJ36aa1d_bb67G4Ds2E9bRKd1gukerejxNoDUJrTErdP1VXIpYYPyM5RrZpvkS_BY7F8GRao0TYcxbQParVLjhTo1XPpC93jokr-s6LukCYuP37yYw/s1600/cod_putin_2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 146px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzCvblayv1KaM9Q8oc9v6ZYQC_cHJ36aa1d_bb67G4Ds2E9bRKd1gukerejxNoDUJrTErdP1VXIpYYPyM5RrZpvkS_BY7F8GRao0TYcxbQParVLjhTo1XPpC93jokr-s6LukCYuP37yYw/s400/cod_putin_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5701824031888504626" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cod Puttanesca</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Before any recipe for puttanesca, there is a coy note about the origin of the sauce and its name. It merely means “in the style of your mom.”</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Make puttanesca sauce:</span><br />½ can tomatoes (whole)<br />Pepper flakes (Aleppo, red)<br />A couple of canned anchovies (or a dollop of anchovy paste)<br />Several Kalamata olives, seeded and chopped<br />A couple of garlic cloves, smashed and peeled<br />A half-dozen capers, rinsed, and chopped if you have the patience<br /><br />- Put a colander over a bowl and plop in the canned tomatoes. Trim off the stem end and get rid of any tomato skin that may still be hangin’ around. Squish the tomatoes in your hands to break ‘em down a bit. Put half in the fridge for later.<br />- Put olive oil in a pan, toss in the pepper flakes and heat. When the oil is hot, it will start to bring out the heat of the chilies.<br />- Add the anchovies (or paste – much easier) and sauté until they melt down.<br />- Crush the garlic and toss it in. We give it a quick stir (so it won’t burn – like 2 seconds) and add the tomatoes, capers, and olives.<br />- The whole thing can be anointed with some Italian herbs, if one is so possessed.<br />- Simmer until the sauce reduces a bit.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Add the Cod:</span><br />- We had a fillet of ling cod that we sliced into 3 pieces. The idea was to get all the pieces to cook at the same speed.<br />- Nestle the cod in the sauce. Cover, and cook for a few minutes (aim for the 5-10 minute range).<br />- Serve over whatever. We made brown rice with spinach.<br /><br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-79748114694795686592012-01-10T00:03:00.000-08:002012-01-27T00:04:57.955-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – An Idea, Later Put on Hold.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirfUqlLxXaR0V3qSQdWQlKirULqU_5GWc1u0Dbu134wXtm7mOmCQaPDg_ALe7kwFc5UuQ2c22NvgrHamLF1Ki9j2_lFOZKTExnwVDiozps63viAwOvC4rYAtr7Yr-0VqUOV1GsAKuC010/s1600/dried_cherries.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 159px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirfUqlLxXaR0V3qSQdWQlKirULqU_5GWc1u0Dbu134wXtm7mOmCQaPDg_ALe7kwFc5UuQ2c22NvgrHamLF1Ki9j2_lFOZKTExnwVDiozps63viAwOvC4rYAtr7Yr-0VqUOV1GsAKuC010/s400/dried_cherries.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702219707427926994" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br />There are no sour cherries around. But there are dried sour cherries in the pantry. The idea is to reconstitute these and use them in a puff pastry with almond paste and cream cheese. How about soaking them in applejack, the American version of Calvados?<br /><br />In a teacup: heat dried cherries that have been doused in applejack in the microwave. Let sit overnight.<br /><br />Now one has boozy soft cherries that taste like rum-soaked raisins. We don’t see these working well with our pastry idea. They sit, in a puddle of booze, in a plastic container.<br /></span></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-86083197395860594172012-01-04T17:38:00.000-08:002012-01-29T23:24:41.060-08:00Kitchen Diary - 2012: Apple Tart<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOPClBTUPWa8WG_KNHnSXY6QHoms6CfsAywoo35YcTtactd9W4FjnVI8mM15B_SIYTSIYnxad6pDxrTLoQZKHxZYpnr5MM8CkQueoPS6knoAfbQ9MGY4KLms2mZx8ztyiBWWYIXKuJHHE/s1600/a_is_4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 147px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOPClBTUPWa8WG_KNHnSXY6QHoms6CfsAywoo35YcTtactd9W4FjnVI8mM15B_SIYTSIYnxad6pDxrTLoQZKHxZYpnr5MM8CkQueoPS6knoAfbQ9MGY4KLms2mZx8ztyiBWWYIXKuJHHE/s400/a_is_4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703322611113017538" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">If we’re going to go through the trouble of making homemade PUFF PASTRY, why focus on the savory tart? </span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Prepare the puff pastry and pre-bake the same way one would for the savory tart. Mix about a cup of fresh ricotta (we used Bel Gioioso’s Rocotta con Latte which is – as it claims – sweet and milky) with some vanilla sugar and a dash of almond extract. Spread this over the pastry shell and fan a thinly-sliced apple over the ricotta. Sprinkle some cinnamon sugar over everything. Bake until the pastry is golden brown on the bottom.</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1425029362395907003.post-75642957992554511352012-01-02T13:06:00.000-08:002012-01-30T13:08:39.372-08:00Kitchen Diary 2012 – Caramelized Onions, and a Savory Tart<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZo3j6dRQ4HT0uHGaLfHt-zHFrhBsMU-mJZKGIH0jkadHm8WQe3M9p3Cml3cGX7TYEhXhg4ERw5rohWcxrT786mV3j_ZB7au2wawUg0t_QnB7sGA22taP8TtKv-yJPX8yGybLxfOGhTB8/s1600/another_onion.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 86px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZo3j6dRQ4HT0uHGaLfHt-zHFrhBsMU-mJZKGIH0jkadHm8WQe3M9p3Cml3cGX7TYEhXhg4ERw5rohWcxrT786mV3j_ZB7au2wawUg0t_QnB7sGA22taP8TtKv-yJPX8yGybLxfOGhTB8/s400/another_onion.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702578990641055154" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >Caramelized Onions</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The reason we made caramelized onions was because we wanted to try our homemade PUFF PASTRY in a savory tart. Our friend said “caramelized onions and gruyere”. After making the caramelized onions we wondered why we don’t make them all the time. They are cheap, easy, and insanely delicious: slice up an onion, toss it in a pan with a drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle over some salt and a pinch of sugar, turn the heat to medium-low, and let heat and time work their wonder. A splash of cognac at the end is acceptable, as are dashes of cayenne pepper and ground black pepper.<br /><br style="font-family:times new roman;"></span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0FQEcp0rra9XGQw21v18g5TnQrMvXTrVUNTy5d3EgL5RrUBtHYMEA_eS_j7oN0nz9Xt2U8VR-2iEE4ks1eN8s3hiFdebYiHBtkYh1x1c5bxbOlHAdafUU_xOqgU5PTn6mUkxccPZiyME/s1600/puff_pastry_01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 188px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0FQEcp0rra9XGQw21v18g5TnQrMvXTrVUNTy5d3EgL5RrUBtHYMEA_eS_j7oN0nz9Xt2U8VR-2iEE4ks1eN8s3hiFdebYiHBtkYh1x1c5bxbOlHAdafUU_xOqgU5PTn6mUkxccPZiyME/s400/puff_pastry_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703321814999813682" border="0" /></a><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">This, of course, leads us to our next recipe.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >Savory Tart with Caramelized Onions, Bacon, and Gruyere.</span><br style="font-family:times new roman;"><br face="times new roman"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Preheat oven to 375. Roll out PUFF PASTRY (homemade, obvs) into an even rectangle, about ¼-inch thick. Then: bring out the knife. Make those edges square. Now, go in about a quarter inch and run the knife along the inside border – making a windowpane. Don’t cut all the way through. Pound a fork all over the inside. Bake until golden, about 10-15 minutes. Take out of the oven and gently press down on the raised inside part. Strew caramelized onions, a few chopped Kalamata olives, some crisp bacon, and grated gruyere. Pop the business back in the oven for another 10 minutes. Check the bottom crust to make sure it’s golden. Cool slightly. Enjoy</span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDLCVDFC_qcHei_iuATNdeDEVHUojoe56Qe_wttG82KArY77sq8fpb8gQwGU5cTSNssnfxxZOFWqEuA-88AYTVl82-b6T67YG4ORqyrlokchEOAYh_i9nzPxOeMegH264zNO8uDFTNoWs/s1600/puff_pastry_02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 138px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDLCVDFC_qcHei_iuATNdeDEVHUojoe56Qe_wttG82KArY77sq8fpb8gQwGU5cTSNssnfxxZOFWqEuA-88AYTVl82-b6T67YG4ORqyrlokchEOAYh_i9nzPxOeMegH264zNO8uDFTNoWs/s400/puff_pastry_02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703322022724247426" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Any leftover onions can be kept in the fridge for about a week.</span><br style="font-family: times new roman;"><br style="font-family: times new roman;"></span>Martinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682916439525787737noreply@blogger.com0