Sunday, April 19, 2009
We love Sesame Noodles. On the List of Things to Eat, they are one step below pizza.
Plain: they can be eaten, by the light of an open refrigerator door, with fingers, after getting home way too late with beer on one’s breath.
By degrees they can be made fancy, even healthy. They play well with any mild protein, from poached chicken breast to tofu (marinate extra-firm tofu, sliced in thin strips, in an equal mix of soy sauce and sesame oil for 30 minutes, pat dry, and sauté until golden brown on all sides).
While we would like you to think we are the happy-go-lucky types who are always stumbling in at the little hours, faces flushed from booze and romantic advances, shoveling down some soothing starch before falling – insensate – on the eiderdown, truth is: this makes a great pack-it-to work lunch. Tossing some veg into the pasta for the last minute (we’re partial to frozen bell peppers and spinach, but go crazy with your bad self) makes it feel like more of a meal. Topping it off with some thinly-sliced green onions adds a zowie-fresh kick.
If you are sensitive to heat: leave out the hot bits (hot sauce and pepper flakes). If you recoil in horror at the thought of fish sauce: free your mind. Yes: you do need it in your pantry. And yes: you do need to grow up. A pantry without fish sauce is like a living room with a stained futon from college. Adults have proper sofas. And fish sauce in their pantries.
You may be pondering: Martini, have you gone loco? Dehydrated onion and garlic? Like drinking on an empty stomach at a party with boring people, this is a dirty little secret. Tossing these in with the still-steaming, drained pasta does everything you could do by finely-mincing these ingredients. Consider this getting your pre-func on.
And finally: whole-wheat pasta? Yes. If you don’t have it: good on you. We’re trying – desperately – to be as healthy as we can, within reason.
Sesame Noodles with…whatever you please
2T Peanut Butter
1T Sesame Oil
1T Rice Vinegar
1t Louisiana Crystal Hot Sauce
1t Soy Sauce
½ Fish Sauce
2-4 oz. Whole Wheat Spaghetti
1 T Kosher Salt
½ t Garlic Granules
½ t Onion Granules
½ t Hot Pepper Flakes
2 C Veg of Choice
Protein of Choice
Garnish: Finely-Sliced Green Onions
- In a medium-sized bowl, whisk together the honey, peanut butter, sesame oil, rice vinegar, hot sauce, soy sauce, and fish sauce.
When you first start to mix this, it will seem gloppy and horrifying. Do not fear: in under a minute it will be smooth and painless.
- Boil water, add salt and pasta. Pasta should take about 10 minutes.
- Toss in veg, if necessary, and boil for another minute
- Drain pasta, add onion, garlic, and hot pepper flakes, toss the whole mess into the medium bowl, on top of peanut butter-sesame mixture
- Add chicken, tofu, ball-bearings (your choice) to noodles. Toss.
- Before serving: garnish with thinly-sliced green onions
To serve? Warm. Cold. Can be refrigerated for up to three days.